FAITHS

In a rough sea

In a black night

In fog

You must take for granted

There will be a correction

For every ship turn and twist.

THANKS HANKS

We watched 'Castaway'

amazing assumptions

about where you will be when you see such things.

at home in some city

not rolling on the oceans

ready at any moment

to become the subject of the film.

UNDER VENEER

I do not carry

Totems of home

MOTION

the ship's motion to windward

in a heavy ocean swell:

a slow-motion gallop.

 

The sea has infinite clever ways to slow up

slow down

arrest

turn aside

deflect

cushion

and absorb the rushing ship

Just when you think it will fail this time

and the ship will push under

or snap in two

the sea astounds you again

with its ingenuity.

THE MAIN PROBLEM

I have partially learned

a new skill:

killing whole days

It is a skill at which I am backward -

most people would have learned it years ago

The main problem:

there is only a limited number of days

to practise it.

YEAH YEAH YEAH

I do not like artificial light

I do not like being indoors except at night

I do not like doing the same thing for hours

I do not like meetings

Pre-planning

starting journeys

background music

trying to motivate others

waiting

killing time

travelling crowded

being bored

constraint

the constrained

glare

grey skies

nothingness

rain and fug

monotony

doing things the approved way

received wisdom

illness

early nights

routine

appointments

diaries

timetables

rotas

futility

planning to plan things

hoping something will turn up

dishonesty

evasion

elision

elitism

superiority

snobs

snobbishness

meritocracy

assumptions

intolerance

bourgeois democracy

royalty

savoir faire

droit de seigneur

noblesse oblige

heritage

pedigrees

breeding

nobility

property

New Labour

Old Labour

self-deception

Tories

poshness

mutual congratulation

mutual admiration

smugness

self satisfaction

satisfaction

toadies

time servers

time serving toadies

jargon

parasites

HEALTH AND SAFETY

The ban on alcohol

has made this a silent ship

where doors open and close

in hush and whispers

at night the corridors are deserted

a Russian crew would have drink and song

there might even have been poetry

here we have Health and Safety

though healthy

we are reduced

our culture is shut inside

without the means to spill out

of quiet cabins or people

EVERLASTING AFTERNOONS

The same Russian music from the kitchen

Tatu -

insight into workplaces with everlasting Radio 1

or Capital Gold or Pirate FM.

How does it work to pass the day?

It would drive me mad in an hour

with its conviction of total futility.

What impression can we make on a world of constant repetition?

1155: Cold now, long trouser weather. The sea is against us with a large swell from the north and some impressive lurches. The radar is on so the wheelhouse roof is off limits.

Previous times, like memories of mucking around with the radio in the Caribbean, only seem attractive because they led up to this point on the way home.

And this point is very tedious indeed.

This job is a bad one. I can hardly imagine how I'm going to fill in the available minutes until I get off. To give some idea of how bad things are, I am actually looking forward to packing.

TWIST AND BREATHE

The plant in the corner of the Officers' Mess.

As the ship moves in the seaway

It appears to twist and breathe.

The same Russian music from the kitchen

Whenever we are out of radio range.

DRILL

Yesterday, during the fire drill,

The line of helmeted men along the rails of the side deck

Perhaps trained in the Soviet Navy

Made me realise

How different things might have been

They looked at me and through me

Dressed and ready for old-time duty

I didn't recognise them.

THE NEW MARTINET

What I wonder is

How much and many attitudes

Sustain from the old days

We hear the edicts of employers

In exactly the wry tones that once spoke of the state

In those days, corruption and inefficiency

Now, baffling multinationalism and banditry

But then

That would not mean rejection of the tenets of the state

Or the duty to it.

Perhaps now, baffled, these people straightforwardly attempt

To work sincerely for their masters

Wry but committed

How many nasty shocks they must get

From that martinet master, money.

2245: The wind is a dead header, difficult to estimate with our current speed.

The First Officer told me that this weather is fairly common here in the autumn. We're meeting a cold front and the weather should clear once we cross it. The ship isn't rolling much but there is a lot of pitching.

The tall plant in the corner of the Officers' Mess is very entertaining. There is no context to give away that there is motion of the ship, so the small movements of its branches and leaves make the plant look as though it is breathing, or just very very wide-awake. I filmed it today but I don't know whether it will come out.

I finished reading Jonathon Coe's The House of Sleep today - the fourth book since I left Brighton , and most of them very substantial. And I have been rationing my reading. For want of anything else to do I found myself watching Face Off today on DVD during daylight hours, and this evening with Peter Castaway. A strange thing to watch on a ship in the middle of the ocean in rough weather!

0900:

Position N40 21.5 W30 02

Speed: 18.3Kn.

Course: 063

Dist. 1146Nm(?)

ETA: 19.34 Tuesday 2/11/04 (where?)

(To the east we are now north of Madrid; the nearest land to the South is the Antarctic; to the North - Greenland.)

The Captain was in the wheelhouse with the Third Officer. We passed the Azores at 0400 with no sighting in bad visibility.

0815: I'm still none the wiser about whether we have passed the Azores. Visibility has closed down to a few feet outside and we are now pitching into the sea. It's raining but not a useful rain for my purposes - I need something heavier that will show up on camera.

I'll go the wheelhouse soon and get a position.

The movement of the ship is a lot less kind than it has been so far on the return journey. But it is still warm, shorts and sandal weather, though it now looks like November.

If this is what the weather is like in the Azores remind me not to come here at this time of year. But they do seem like fascinating islands. There might even be a ferry from Portugal.

MENTAL SEASICKNESS

And then

Your fair wind has gone

And the world closes in

And you pitch and roll in a tiny universe

Unable to see out

No evidence of movement

Just agitated in a bucket

Of your own awareness

Your mental urging onwards

And out of this life.

The most tiring thing about boats

Is our useless mental efforts

To correct and allow

To adjust our perceptions to make it all sense

The mental version of seasickness.

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We watched 'Castaway'

amazing assumptions

about where you will be when you see such things.

At home in some city

not rolling on the oceans

ready at any moment

to become the subject of the film.

tH

SATURDAY 30TH OCTOBER: NEAR THE AZORES

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